Feelings Are Hard, Let’s Do Math: Serena Kaylor’s The Calculation of You and Me

After spending a good part of Junior year as a couple, Josh dropped quite the bomb in Marlowe Meadows’ lap. He didn’t think she was reciprocating his romance very well, so he decided they needed a break. She did not agree with this assessment since she’s done nothing but everything he told her to. Suffice […]

Because the Night Belongs to Us: You’ll Never Find Me (2023)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful … The strangest storm to hit this particular Australian trailer park in a while has arrived, bringing booming thunder and brilliant flashes of lightning. It’s 2AM and Patrick (Brendon Rock) is still up and awake, listening to the radio playing “Sleepwalk” and waiting for something, trying to figure something […]

“How Can Fandom Be Toxic? It’s About Love!” Scream (2022)

Sam Carpenter (Melissa Barrera) is coming home again. It’s been five years since she left Woodsboro behind her, but now her sister Tara (Jenna Ortega) has been brutally stabbed, so it’s time to go home, make amends, maybe reveal a family skeleton or two. She’s bringing her boyo Richie Kirsch (Jack Quaid) with her for […]

It’s Weird to Think of the World Not Being Solid, Isn’t It? Melanie Tem’s Prodigal

In the early 1990s, Jeanne Cavelos spearheaded a new enterprise over at Dell. It was a horror themed line that tried to move away from the expectations associated with the term horror fiction and zero in on newer, darker visions. “It’s not about haunted houses or evil children or ancient Indian burial grounds,” the statement […]

Politics Can Be Messy: President’s Day (2010)

At Lincoln High School, this year’s student class body election is getting surprisingly cutthroat. Popular girl Chelsea (Nicolette le Faye) is the likeliest to succeed … at least until the likeable slacker Barry (Bennie Mack McCoy IV) decides to throw his hat into the ring. Why now when he has neither paid his dues nor […]

Poseidon’s On a Mission/About to Turn It Up to Eleven: Charles Williams’ Dead Calm

John and Rae Ingram decided to get away from it all, taking to the sea in their luxury yacht Saracen. Unfortunately for them, they ran afoul of a lack of wind and were becalmed, pretty much stopped at sea. Neither of them was a stranger to such things, and neither of them was terribly put […]

Arach Attack: Infested (2023)

Kaleb (Théo Christine) visits Ali (Samir Nait), for two reasons: a package pickup as well as looking for an affordable gift for a beloved neighbor who is leaving his building. However, when Ali takes him into the backroom to look at his valuable, possibly smuggled jewelry, Kaleb sees something in addition to a pair of […]

She Waits Below: Baghead (2023)

When Iris Lark (Freya Allan) hears from a solicitor (Ned Dennehy), she is at her wits end. Broke, living on friend Katie’s (Ruby Barker) couch, no job prospects and only a sliver of a dream for school, she’s got nothing to look forward to. But then she learns her dad Owen (Peter Mullan) has died […]

I Prefer the Term “Artificial Person,” Myself: T. R. Napper’s Aliens: Bishop

After Aliens (1986) and Alien 3 (1992), there is a big old gap before the next film (1997’s Alien: Resurrection) takes place. It’s an area rife with possibilities for storytelling, akin to the gap between the events of A New Hope (1977) and The Empire Strikes Back (1980) in Star Wars Continuity. Author T. R. […]

Helluva Craft: Witch’s Brew (2011)

Before the WNUF Halloween Special (2013), Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014), and What Happens Next Will Scare You (2020), writer/director Chris LaMartina helmed a few other flicks, including shorts and feature films. The 2010 slasher flick, President’s Day, has just found a new life thanks to the recent Blu-ray release via the Terror Vision label, […]