Synopsis: Rose (Laura Vandervoort) has a passion for fashion, her designs are impeccable, but she lacks the necessary interpersonal skills to excel in the high demand fashion industry. Somehow she has lucked into a job working under the equally passionate and often verbally abusive Gunter (Mackenzie Gray), however her days there are numbered even before […]Read more "O Rose, Thou Art Sick: Rabid"
The best laid plans of mice and men . . . I was hoping to get a chance to see Knives Out last week, but that did not happen. So, instead we again revisit a film review I wrote for the dearly missed Alamo Cinema Massacre column that appeared on the Cinema Knife Fight site […]Read more "Movie Mondays: The Untamed"
Synopsis: When Don Koch (Phil “CM Punk” Brooks) decides to kick off a second chance for happiness with his family by renovating a house in the suburbs, he does not expect to find himself facing rotting drywall, weird clogs, slinky lingerie hidden behind wooden paneling, electric outlets that seep some kind of slime, and other […]Read more "Movie Mondays: The Girl on the Third Floor"
Synopsis: Once upon a time, two young people—farmer Jean and ingénue Jeanne—fell in love and decided to marry. We might hope they lived happily ever after . . . Unfortunately, the medieval France they live in is ruled by a cruel Lord and a harsh Lady, and both they and their fellow villagers under the […]Read more "SHOCKtober Movies: Belladonna of Sadness"
Synopsis: When word reaches the mainland that a girl has gone missing and no one is trying to find her, a by-the-book policeman flies off to the remote Summerisle to have a look see. Sergeant Howie (Edward Woodward) is a no-nonsense sort, devoutly Christian, and what he finds on the island just a short plane […]Read more "SHOCKtober Movies: The Wicker Man"
Synopsis: It’s the cutting edge security force for consumer America, a trio of robots with a variety of non-lethal assault powers (sleep darts, Tasers) and a laser that allows them to cut through barriers in their way. Robbers, vandals, and other crooks don’t stand a chance against these buggers! However, when they are debuting on […]Read more "SHOCKtober Movies: Chopping Mall"
Synopsis: A set of seven paintings displaying woodland and jungle creatures (collectively known as The Sinsations) might hide more secrets than mere technique. Composed in the 1880s by mad painter Dorian Wilde (Danny Tesla) what little reputation they have is intrinsically tied with tragedy, evil, and dark magic. Douglas Winter (Richard Grieco) learns some of […]Read more "SHOCKtober Movies: Art of the Dead"