When the FBI discovers the US is being flooded with counterfeit hundred dollar bills, their best analysts trace the funny money to Hong Kong. It’s time to call in a specialist agent to crack the case. As it turns out, Cindy (Cynthia Rothrock) went to school in HK, has plenty of contacts there, and can […]
Read more "Blonde Fury: Lady Reporter (1989)"After spending a good part of Junior year as a couple, Josh dropped quite the bomb in Marlowe Meadows’ lap. He didn’t think she was reciprocating his romance very well, so he decided they needed a break. She did not agree with this assessment since she’s done nothing but everything he told her to. Suffice […]
Read more "Feelings Are Hard, Let’s Do Math: Serena Kaylor’s The Calculation of You and Me"At Lincoln High School, this year’s student class body election is getting surprisingly cutthroat. Popular girl Chelsea (Nicolette le Faye) is the likeliest to succeed … at least until the likeable slacker Barry (Bennie Mack McCoy IV) decides to throw his hat into the ring. Why now when he has neither paid his dues nor […]
Read more "Politics Can Be Messy: President’s Day (2010)"Before the WNUF Halloween Special (2013), Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014), and What Happens Next Will Scare You (2020), writer/director Chris LaMartina helmed a few other flicks, including shorts and feature films. The 2010 slasher flick, President’s Day, has just found a new life thanks to the recent Blu-ray release via the Terror Vision label, […]
Read more "Helluva Craft: Witch’s Brew (2011)"Lana Rubicon is a strong, independent woman, used to heading multimillion dollar construction projects and land deals. So, when she’s diagnosed with brain cancer, she assumes the surgical method will remove the issue and she will be back in action in a matter of weeks. Six weeks tops. Her daughter Beth is less optimistic, but […]
Read more "Three Generations of Crime(solvers): Nina Simon’s Mother-Daughter Murder Night"Five showgirls, their manager Lucas (Alfredo Rizzo), and driver Ferrenc (Leonardo Botta) are caught between a rock and a hard place—in this case, between a storm and a desire not to shell out cash for lodgings. At their last lodgings, they ditched the bill (though Lucas left a tip for the maid). So it seems […]
Read more "For the Price We Paid, He Could Have Told Us to Go to Hell: The Playgirls and the Vampire (1960)"When Lohman’s circus acquires a jaguar, they don’t realize it’s carrying something unexpected inside of it. They only realize that the new cat is reacting strongly to the lion tamer’s assistant Yanka (Emmanuelle Escourrou) and that jittery quality is passing to all the cats in the show. The cause will soon be revealed … but […]
Read more "A Violent Creation: Baby Blood"When the police raid a safe house in El Paso, Texas, they find the place has become home to a blood bath. Among the many corpses, they find one survivor who goes by the name The Traveler (Efren Ramirez), and he has quite a story to tell. Several stories, in fact, and he desperately hopes […]
Read more "Five Tales of Dread and Gory Humor: Satanic Hispanics (2022)"On Thanksgiving night in 1983, in the midst of a hurricane, the estranged son Marty (Josh Hamilton) is coming home. No one is happier about this than his fraternal twin sister, Jackie-O (Parker Posey), until she learns that he is bringing a friend. Younger brother Anthony (Freddie Prinze Jr.) was the one to speak with […]
Read more "A Person Gets Her Heart Set on a Certain Thing: The House of Yes (1997)"After surviving an encounter with the queen of black magic (thanks to timely intervention of a Muslim cleric), Katemi (Suzzanna) renounced her black magic ways and decided to live in peace with the village. Unfortunately for her, the teacher of her blasphemous mentor arrives with a demand for Katemi to resume practicing the dark arts. […]
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